Posts by James Mixon

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A funny idea about dating in the paradise...

by JW_Rogue in

how in the hell would it ever work?

everyone is youthful, everyone is perfect, everyone's personality is loving and kind.

how would you choose somebody?

James Mixon

Lets say you meet a sister for first time and you tell her, I want you to be my wife. The sister tell you ,no way.You ask her why, I'am perfect so what is the problem. She tell you, you don't blow my hair back, you don't move me dude. You tell her again, but I'am perfect..She tell you there are brothers more perfect than you, you are not there yet. So you find out there are stages of perfection. What a wonderful paradise.

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How long is a generation?

by LevelThePlayingField in

what splain does in his talk and chart illustration is make the leap that a generation can have two groups.

and in this case the two groups span more than 108 years.

but no where in scripture is there ever a notion that a generation has two groups.

James Mixon

The lie clock...After a long life as one of the GB member, dumb nuts dies and arrives at the gates of heaven, where he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him. He ask an angel, "what are those clocks"? The angel answer "those are lie clocks, especially lies when speaking of the End Time"..Dumb nuts ask "whose clock is that one"? That's Moses clock, not a lot of movement. How about that one ask the GB member? Angel answered, "that Noah's clock, it moved a lot".. OK, where is my clock?"Your clock is in God's office, He's using it as a ceiling fan"..

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The increase in the Anointed Ones

by Sour Grapes in

to illustrate how the botchtower's groupies are losing brain cells...last year an elder told me some of the increase in the anointed is due to those who have been unfaithful and needed to be replaced.

when i was in first grade i knew that if i had 10 marbles and i lost one and a friend gave me a marble to replace the one i lost that i once again had 10 not 11 marbles.. jdubs are very good at not thinking..

James Mixon

"Some of the increase is due to those who have been unfaithful", I wonder does that include those in heaven? There has been a lot of folks jumping ship in the past 100 years.Maybe some of those folks in heaven figured, this is BS send me back to earth.....

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What are you most passionate about?

by SplaneThisToMe in

i had an interview today and was asked a question o have gotten in the past: what are you most passionate about?

it was a struggle to come up with an answer on this one.

as a jw, the things i was passionate about were chosen for me.

James Mixon

Speaking the truth and if I am not sure ,research.

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The increase in the Anointed Ones

by Sour Grapes in

to illustrate how the botchtower's groupies are losing brain cells...last year an elder told me some of the increase in the anointed is due to those who have been unfaithful and needed to be replaced.

when i was in first grade i knew that if i had 10 marbles and i lost one and a friend gave me a marble to replace the one i lost that i once again had 10 not 11 marbles.. jdubs are very good at not thinking..

James Mixon

I'am anointed, no wait maybe the other sheep. Oh hell, let Mr Jack Daniels tell me.....

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Do You Know Any “Gay” Jehovah’s Witnesses?

by minimus in

jw
friends

of course the religion condemns homosexuality but did you know any gay witnesses?

i knew some bethelites that were very effeminate and i remember 4 women who were suspected of being lesbians by many in the congregation.

they eventually moved away and were very vocal against males, especially elders..

James Mixon

"black man wanting to join the KKK", if he's blind and no idea he was black he might get away with it....David Chappell show "Black KKK member skit"..

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Watchtower back to criticising the United Nations

by AverageJoe1 in

the outline number 44 from this year’s regional assembly states:.

la organización de las naciones unidas es en realidad una falsificación del reino mesiánico, y es una ofensa para dios.. .

translation: “the united nations organisation is actually a counterfeit of the messianic kingdom, and it is offensive to god.”.

James Mixon

Unbelievable, there is no shame in the WT game.

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Do You Care If A World Leader Had An Affair Before Taking Office?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i don’t care about it unless someone runs on a record of being a model family man or woman.. does it bother you if a president or princess or top government official “cheats “??

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